i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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