I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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