Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
