god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
