I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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