I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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