I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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