isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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