p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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