She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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