It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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