Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
