Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My life is pants optional.
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