You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Houston, we have a blender
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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