"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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