i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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