i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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