I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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