when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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