This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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