school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
should my penis look like a turkey
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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