You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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