do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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