PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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