i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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