Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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