The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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