Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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