ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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