Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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