You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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