You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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