I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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