she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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