i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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