She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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