No, you can still breathe under the balls.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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