I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
