Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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