Sry I called you an 8
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I came so hard my ears popped.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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