I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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