sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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