You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Randomize
