Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
COCAINE IS GR8
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
