I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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