Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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