Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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