If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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