dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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