There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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