Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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