It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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