Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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