do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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