Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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