Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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