Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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