Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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