I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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